Having abandoned the "If only someone had thought of this". thread....

..because of Supertyke's relentless posts. This is a bit 'off the wall' and lighter.

At the age of 66 and being a Foodie I learned something new today. I have only ever had a brief acquaintance with schezuan peppercorns s to-date (usually in chinese food)
I have just in the last half hour started on a C&T with some added cardamom Pods and schezuan pepprcorns someone gave us as a 'kit' to add to gins. I tasted a peppercorn and was surprised to find they are not hot as expected but citrusy and aromatic . The main thing though is they give a pleasant (slightly delayed) numbing sensation on the tongue that make your mouth water!

Told you the topic was "off the wall'

 

You should just have stocked up on Opal Fruits

 

If you're flexible enough you can give yourself a blowjob and it will feel like someone else is doing it.

Always thinking

 

OMG Opel fruit cant remember last time I had any
Get a full packet in thee gob and thal slaver more than a boxer dog brilliant

 

C&T ??