He’s only nine pence tut bob

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  1. jedi one

    jedi one Well-Known Member

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    he's a bit leet undert cap that lad. tha wot tha wants thee bumps felt. he's gorra slate loose 'im
     
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    leets on but nobodies in
     
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    Can't quite remember whether it was about Eddie Loyden or Brian Mahoney, but in the 1970's on the old Terrace (WSL these days) "Ah've seen custard turn faster!"
     
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    Worse things happen at sea.

    Daft as barm.

    Sh*te to a tale o' that sooart.

    It's a poor arse that can't rejoice.
     
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    Row ii Ponty Active Member

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    Black has fire back
     
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    Black as a sweep's arse in a coyle oyle.
     
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    I know but it just reminded me so I thought I"d share it cos its funny!
     
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    If I came home mucky mi mam’d say

    “Gooan gerra wesh, thar as black as fire back”
     
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    Can I ev some Money to get some spice from’t shop
     
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    What's tha got fer eyes - a whelk an a ball of fat?
     
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    A wish tha’d go n play ont m1!
     
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    Chronicle once wrote Mahoney turned on half a crown cos he's too big to turn on a sixpence
     
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    Wayne get ale in.
     
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    “What’s tha got for eyes - pissoils int snow”
     
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    Not playin' wi a full deck o' cards yon.
    He ant got all is chairs randt table.
    If wit wor sh*t, thard be constipated.
    Last time I saw a face like tharn, it wor in't butchers window wi an hook through it.
     
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    Al sithi straight when a get mi new glasses.
     
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    I'll stand drop o' York.
     
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