Can't quite remember whether it was about Eddie Loyden or Brian Mahoney, but in the 1970's on the old Terrace (WSL these days) "Ah've seen custard turn faster!"
Worse things happen at sea. Daft as barm. Sh*te to a tale o' that sooart. It's a poor arse that can't rejoice.
Not playin' wi a full deck o' cards yon. He ant got all is chairs randt table. If wit wor sh*t, thard be constipated. Last time I saw a face like tharn, it wor in't butchers window wi an hook through it.