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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    Copied from piggies forum

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    fu_k me my sides are spliting ..not
     
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    The comments section at the bottom seems to have a riled a few Reds !
     
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    I really need to stop following these links and reading sh¥te like this. Its numbs the brain.

    You imagine when reading it that all the posters must be about 10 because when they post this drivel they must honestly think its funny. The mind boggles.

    "Its nice that they get to experience what the 21st century is like"

    "Distinct finger advantage"

    "We think your a lot thick and would shag any family member due to the small gene pool in the S70 area"

    Oh gawd, save me from the comedy overload.
     
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    To be fair, one thing did make me laugh. Their suggestion that we were wrong that they haven't won a trophy since the war. They would like to correct this falsehood. They were.....wait for it....division 3 champions. Read it and weep. We apologise profusely.
     
  7. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    I wish you hadn't pointed that out. The green eyed monster has now reared its ugly head.
     
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    Cheers for't thoughts lads.

    Neither this, nor my Postmatch blog are as funny as some of the responses on here, nor the horrible grammar in the racist comments made by a few Barnsley fans.

    There is joking and then there are people taking things too seriously!! I wasn't denigrating Dickie Bird. But the very idea of anyone writing an article that denigrates Dickie Bird sounds amazing.

    But good luck for the rest of the season...do I need to actually say "you are going to need it"? Maybe. Who knows.
     
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    Thats the worst we've played since returning to 2nd Division, well done for beating us 1-0.
     
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    Hail the comedy genius. My weekend was destined to start on a low and not get much better but then you graced us with your side-splitting post match summary.

    Thank you so much.
     
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    Dingles opened their first store in Plymouth three years after our Club was founded.
    They were eventually taken over by one of the UK's leading retailers House of Fraser
    who have a store in Meadowhell. "So nar ' ten yor lot, dar knows real quality when dar sees it Dee.!
    Thanks for associating us with genuine class."



    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingles_(department_store)
     
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    I've just read it.
    You were right.
     
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