If you were a millionaire what luxuries would you have?

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    We're just bad losers.
     
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    A procession of pert young maidens from whose arses I could snort a cocktail of drugs. And a Kenwood food processor, always wondered what exactly it is that they do.
     
    Jay, Sep 30, 2017
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    You forgot a Goblin Teasmade.
     
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    I’d prefer a gobblin’ maid...
     
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    Have you got a spare hour or two i will bore the pants of you telling you what i did...lol





    if only ...
     
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    I would employ someone to turn the tide of the world pushing jobs onto me. Gone would be the days of checkout person at the supermarket, check in person at the airport, tax expert for self assessment., energy lacky for meter reading, etc,etc.
     
    wakeyred, Sep 30, 2017
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  7. BarnsleyReds

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    I find it interesting that nobody mentioned buying the club. (I wouldnt either, for the record)

    Just goes to show that deep down none of us truly want to do that job that we all think we could do better
     
    BarnsleyReds, Oct 1, 2017
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    I'd buy myself a bit of quiet time and longer sleep. Today wife's got a list a mile long for me and kids and dog need entertaining then back to work tomorrow for 12 hours then get back from work to start entertaining kids dog and wife again. I wouldn't change any of that but would buy an hour of quiet and have a lay in every now and then.
     
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    As per my answer above. Now that my missus has retired earlier this year and is loving it, I am acutely aware of how little time and life I have at the moment.
     
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    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    A place.on beverley hills
     
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    Surely Harborough Hills?
     
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    Heinz baked beans instead of Aldi
    Hovis bread instead of Aldi
    Coca-Cola instead of Aldi
    Nescafe instead of Aldi
    Lynx instead of Aldi
    Etc etc

    Keeping it real.

    Oh and a Dodge Challenger Hell cat.
     
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    I'd spend a bit on my local community.
    I'd leave myself enough to live comfortably in India.
    I'd give my family and friends a bit.
    The rest I'd give away on wildlife conservation projects at home and away.
     
    Young Nudger, Oct 1, 2017
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    Very timely post...only this morning I've had an email that will make this dream come true ...
    A Nigerian Prince needs help to get his family's money out of the country before his father's enemies freeze the account...all I have to do is send them my bank details and they will deposit 500 million Sterling into it, it rests there only until the next day and then goes safely to the Prince's own account in Geneva, my cut is a generous 10%....I'm not a greedy bloke, who wants to share it with me?
    Just PM me with your bank details...address, account number and sort code and you're in....this time next week we'll both be living the high life, might even have enough to afford the away tickets for Bellend road....who's in?
     
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    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    Spent far too many hours there
     
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    Surely luxuries are for the poor. When you can easily afford it, it isn't a luxury anymore
     
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    I'd build a new west stand.
     
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    I'd definitely fly long haul in business class. That and get liposuction.
     
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    I’d buy Swindon and close it down.
     
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    The football club or the whole town? If it's the latter, Grantham should also be on your list. And not just because it spawned Margaret Thatcher. An absolute horror show of a town.
     
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