Is there a shop in town that prints t shirts?

You've got all the lads in the office laughing now

i knew that would be funny. QUALITY

 

I'm sure I like music that both of you think is *****!

And vice versa.

I just respect other peoples tastes...and I think others should try the same too.

 

RE: I'm sure I like music that both of you think is *****!

<img src = "http://www.richardsthings.co.uk/Worksheets/ICT/magpix/mag%20smash%20hits.jpg">Do you buy this?

 

No

I'm an Oasis fan.

I like some Stone Roses songs, I like Rage Against The Machine, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian.

Your opinions on them?

 

I'll join you in that. F**ked off with the same old songs in nearly every pub. Why they actually employ DJs escapes me. They could just stick a tape on a loop.

Summer of '69, Sweet Child o' Mine, Bat out of Hell. All ********.

 

RE: Girls Aloud, Lionel Richie & Meatloaf ...

Well to be hopes that ou never have to have stomach surgery, cos there would be NO chance the docs would see the other side.

Its a good job you cant fit onto an airplane, I would hate to be away with you. Would never see the friggin sun with you there ya fat *******.

 

RE: No

Love em apart from RATM

 

hey dj..

i was lambasted for shouting exactly that at jon bon jovi from the centre circle of wembley stadium when he tried and failed to sing something by queen...
hehe

 

I see what you did there ...

... you took the ears / lack of brain thing & applied it to my stomach.
I bet that took some working out.

Meatloaf is for stupid scrubbers, gay bumdogs & daft bints.
I still think you are in the gay bumdog 'camp'.

Yes - I'm 22 stone ... but I'm fecking stunning.

 

Well here's another for ya to laugh at DJ Funkster

Also saw Busted around the same time.

The thing is, I only watch concerts in Sheffield, and the real bands I like, never play in Sheffield. But you wouldnt want to know about my favourite bands, your too busy laughing at my "****" taste in music. I even think my taste in music is "****". I dont know why I listen to it. I only get slagged off by music guru's like your good self.

 

Ballax.

He's having you on cocker.
Babsa likes whatever his bird is listening to at the time.
I bet he owns a Meatloaf album.

Gay.
Completely gay.

 

My bird...

dance music. Total and utter ballax.

And DJ FB...glad you approve of my taste then!!

I have a Meatloaf single in my collection, which is actually my sisters and I have never listened to it.

 

RE: Well here's another for ya to laugh at DJ Funkster

You were just about getting away with that until you mentioned Busted.

At that time the remainder of your street cred ran away to hang itself.

 

Oh aye.

I fully believe that you have never listened to Meatloaf.

Off to see Kasabian this weekend.
I bet they are well chuffed that you like them.

Has your beeatch started telling you which dress to wear yet?

 

Give the lead singer a kiss for me

I have listened to them before...but not that specific CD in my draw!

Nah, she doesn't tell me what to do...she knows who's boss. May I also add if she reads that last sentence she will probably hurt me. Very violent these Scottish lasses, oh aye.

DJ Fatty Boy seems such a cool bloke, don't you wish you were that cool?

 

More importantly ...

... is your bird a 23 year old non-existent fitness enthusiast?

If she does exist - then she must be blind for two reasons:
(1) You mong to high heaven
(2) She likes to read at night & uses your face as braille

 

She's...

17 years old.

And she's quite nice...she's thin, unlike you.

I saw Matthew kiss his bint on webcam last night...was pretty disturbing, she looks Jewish.

 

RE: She's...

wrong wrong wrong

 

Properly laughing now

I would post a picture of Matthews girlfriend...but they will cry, and she already dislikes me for offering to melt her crutches and force her to eat them.

I'm a right gentleman me, oh aye.

 

Basically ...

... you & your 'mates' are bunch of spotty, homosensual deviants.

She's 17?
Is that how many minutes it takes to blow her up?