jeremy Corbyn is a masturbator...

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    ... So says Boris Johnson in his latest statement to conservative associations. This man is our current prime minister.
    I do not make either statement up. We all know the latter. If you don't believe the former just check it out.
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Nov 13, 2019
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    There a lot being knocked out lately.
     
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    I had a bit of a **** earlier, but Boris & Jeremy were not involved. Some european MILFs. My penis says "remain".
     
    John Peachy, Nov 13, 2019
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    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    You should go on Britain's Got Talent mate. A talking penis would win it!
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Lmfao :D
     
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    This threads fooookin W ank.
     
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    The bloke doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going .
     
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    I could get some quotes from ex girlfriends. I suspect the leave / remain vote would be about 48% remain 52 % leave.
     
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    I think we should have pulled out ages ago.
     
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    You'll have to negotiate a withdrawal agreement first.
     
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    Come December there’s likely to be plenty of premature repatriation.
     
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    Could involve the right wing,tanned, posh milf in the long coat who knocked on another posters door recently. He got rid of her too quickly, she may have had nothing on underneath save for expensive lingerie, stockings and heels. Doubt if Boris would have saved his deposit in that bi-election
     
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    *voms*
     
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    He must be amazing cos he cant pull out!!
     
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    Why not Westminster is crammed with wa.nkers on all sides
     
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    I think you'll find that 90% of men are masurbators, the other 10% are lying.
     
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    You know it’s not going well when it all comes down to knob jokes....
     
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    Don’t for Christ’s sake mention the size or they’ll double the racist fine heading our way.
     
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    I think Boris is the one who is pushing for a hard brexit. I can’t decide whether Jermeys brexit is soft or more of a semi
     
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    Back from the nob gags,

    is Boris a genius for being able to get away with this king of gaslighting or an odious tw@ for trying?

    he accidentally releases a speech containing the offending word, then delivers the speech without it.

    the upshot is that he never said it, has ‘no idea’ how it got into the public domain, and it shifts the dialogue from the facts to something trivial.

    we’re not talking about the fact he’s saying that labour spending plans are unrealistic (despite refusing to show his are less so), so that slur sticks. we’ve moved on to a discussion about whether he called Corbyn a ******, rather than whether he has a right to scrutinise Labours plans in greater detail than his own.
     
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