Jizz hornkamp

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  1. tyk

    tyke69 Well-Known Member

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    Forest are after signing him, can remember his name being mentioned on here once
     
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    Hope they spunk all their money on him.
     
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    Yes, he was at FC Den Bosch, Conway, Lee and company's Dutch club before they sold him to his current club.
     
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    They’ll get the money back on Jizz merchandise! :p​
     
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    So you'd walk around with Jizz on your top :D
     
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    Box to box player.
    Jizz all over the pitch
     
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    There’s a player in the Finish 3rd Div called Rama Jussi Pekka , who wouldn’t want Jussi Pekka on their shirt
     
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    Such a shame David Seaman has retired
     
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    Surely not? Everyone said he was w@nk when we were after signing him.
     
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    Rama Jussi Pekka. You can Rama Jussi Pekka up your...
     
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    ...and here he is!
    can always rely on SD for a risque interjection (ooh err)
     
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    Risqué? More towards the crude end of the spectrum I would suggest
     
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    At times like these I have to bring up the former Portuguese 2nd division player and Cape Verde international Kiki Ballack.
     
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    Rod fanni?
     
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    That would be a heartbreaker.
     
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    I wonder if his team mates love playing with Fanni.
     
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    What about that player in the Indian league Rami Tupper.He's got a shot like an arrow.:)
     
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    It's not often every syllable in a person's name has sexual implications. Think if we ran a competition on here to make a name up this one would still win.

    My all-time favourite is still Bernt Haas though.
     
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    Wayne Wan*klyn used to play for Reading.
    No joke, he actually was called that. :rolleyes:
     
    Acido Tyke, Aug 4, 2022
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