Jokes I have just been sent by a Lancastrian for Yorkshire Day

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  1. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
    Yorkshireman, "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
    Vet, "Is it a tom?"
    Yorkshireman, "Nay, I've browt it wi’ us."
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    A Yorkshireman's dog dies, and as it was a favourite pet
    he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
    Yorkshireman, "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
    Jeweller, "Do you want it 18 carat?"
    Yorkshireman, "Chewin' a bone yer daft get!"
     
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  2. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I laughed at those, owd un's a best.
     
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    Just send him the Yorkshire tea video with Bumble and Vaughan.
     
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    Still funny after all these years..

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6VLYpKGVBUg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    During the War of the Roses the Lancastrian Army with 1000 men were marching across Saddleworth Moor when they heard a shout from the other side of a hill " One Yorkshireman can tek on a Thousand Lancs!" with that the General of the Lancastrian regiment summond the men to take on the Yorkshire man and off they charged, after an almighty rumpus one of the Lancastrian soldiers bloody and battered came limping back to where the General was. "Are you the only survivor?" asked the general, "Yes sir" replied the soldier, "but it were an ambush, there were two of 'em"!
     
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    Is it just me but I always found that a very condescending sketch, never liked it. Then again I never found them all that funny.
     
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    battle of stamford bridge
    viking army (YORKSHIRE) were marching to meet king harold (the rest)
    all of a sudden the commander of the vikings spies harold's army raises his right hand and shouts halt
    the whole viking army came to a stop all except this little peasant bloke at the back,
    he stomps through the foot soldiers so the commander shouts again halt
    but the peasant soldier just carries on and trundles through the infantry.
    halt shouts the commander but the peasant carries on till he gets face to face with the viking commander
    didn't you hear me he raged i said halt. oh sorry said the peasant pointing to his hearing aid ar thought tha said WALT
     
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    Man's wife dies and decides to have a headstone made up at the local Barnsley stonemason, he asked him to inscribe the words. She is thine lord. A week later the stone arrives with the words. She is thin lord. He rings up the stonemason to complain that he had left out the e. the stone mason apologises and agrees to re do the stone,a week later the new stone arrives and on it the words inscribed were. E she is thin lord
     
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