We strengthen the squad, sneak into the play-offs, beat Leeds in the Semis then end up vs Wendies in the final. 0-0 at then end of extra time... Winnall puts his penalty wide and high into row Z to send us up... Dreaming yeah but wow lol.. U reds!
Winnall never scores at Wembley, so that's a safe enough bet. He does all his work getting us there, but then can't quite manage a goal himself on the day.
Or last game of the season he scores a late winner for Wednesday and it knocks us out of 6th position, anyway we will be able to bank £500k.
Or deep into stoppage time at 0-0 he's back defending a corner in front of our fans, sees the millimetre perfect Conor corner come in, sees the sea of red in the crowd, his brain becomes scrambled and he nods it into his own goal to score his most important goal for us yet. Final whistle blows and Freed From Desire blasts out!
You're 'avin a laff! Sam Winnall was a 20 goals a season striker and we've made a profit on him (probably) and had one of the best years in our history with him. He didn't cost anywhere near what you're claiming. How do you know we won't find another one like him for peanuts? Not saying we will, but how do you know we won't? It's up to you how you feel and react but you do come across as totally negative. Chill and enjoy life, it's pretty good really.