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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    One of the results of too much inter breeding.
     
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    Genius. Impossible to tell if it's photoshopped or not. Might be a job for you at the Palace...
     
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    Jesus christ. Thanks for the comments please stay north of our border.
     
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    In Wombwell we had sticks propped against the wall and you used a tennis ball. Anybody fancy a game?
     
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    We called that pegs.
     
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    At my local ATM, a message was displayed:-

    Enter pin number.
    Pedants enter pin.
     
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    If anyone is looking for a new ingredient to put in their meals, I can't recommend this book enough.

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    just saw this online
     
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    Stix in cudeth
     
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    I don't think they will have asked for permission.

     
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    bloke dies and his wife has him cremated. She brings his ashes home and tips them out on the table and starts talking to them. "Remember that new car you were going to get me?, well i bought one out of your insurance money. Remember the fur coat you promised me?, well i bought myself one out of your insurance money". Then she gets down close to the ashes and whispers, "Remember that blow job i promised you?, well here it comes".
     
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    Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
    In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
    A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
    She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
    Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
    She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
    He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
    Forward then backward . . .. .
    Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
    Her heart was pounding now . . . .
    Her face was flushed . . . .
    She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
    Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
    She shouted . . . . :
    "OK! OK, you smug bugger, I can't parallel park . . . .
    You do it!!.
     
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    Saw Gary Delaney last Saturday at Dewsbury Town Hall.
    Was about a 30 minute set bare in mind his delivery is usually puns and one liners and was all brand new material. His memory recall takes some beating and he was on top form.
     
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