I just think for too long what we've needed is a really top shagger: Hecky - only ever slept with one person all his life Keith Hill - known to cry after sex Nigel Spackman - always wants to be the little spoon Lee Johnson - got offered a one way trip up bomb alley after a neet art in't tarn but "didn't want the mess".
If we are going down that route, what about Oddball from Kelly's Heroes. Some positive vibes would help and his radio DeeDarr interviews would be legendary, " what about todays win then" .."woof, woof"