Pie Theft.

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Last night the missis robbed my pork pie. There we were sitting at the table eating a Ploughman's the next thing I know it's gone. Is there any worse crime known to man? Can I have extradited to Lancashire? I was having a nice think about Brexit at the time now I'm traumatised for life.


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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    I think that grounds for divorce!
    I don't think you have other option!
    She brought it on herself!
    Too late for marriage crisis talks!
    I'd even be tempted to call in the old bill!
     
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  3. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Apparently there is no Pie Hotline to report PIe Theft and it's 'wasting police time'. PC gone mad. Definitely going to get her forcibly resettled in Blackburn
     
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    That raises the pie threat level to CRITICAL.
     
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    i'm so sorry for your ( pie ) loss my thoughts and prayers are with you, may the force, percy turner, and hector ellis be with you in this tragic time..................... don't do anything silly we're all with you
     
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    I remember a story from my youth where a lad killed his brother for eating his pork pie after a night in tarn. Think they were from Worsbro Common
     
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  7. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    It's ******* EXTINCT. Paris Accord my arse we need a Tarn Treaty to prevent future generations suffering from pie loss
     
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    Get thi spade out. No judge in the land will punish you for what needs to be done.
     
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    It's times like this that put everything into perspective. I know we all disagree about things on here but I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we're all with you at this difficult time and if there's anything I can do let me know.
     
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  10. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Some things transcend politics and even football.

    Thanks for your thoughts at this sad time.
     
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    I think we should have a whip round to buy him a new.....
    Wife!!!
    Only this time she'll have to be a veggie!
    Then his pies will be safe forever!
     
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    Can get a mean veggie pie... I've been known to indulge at pie minister at the top of call lane many a time!
     
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    Can someone start a crowdfunding page ?
     
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    We need a charity Single as well. I'm surprised all electioneering hasn't been cancelled during this difficult time.
     
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    a remix of George harrisons "pie sweet lord", accompanied by the st judes band for demented whippet trainers
     
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    Nivver touch a mans growler.
     
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    As you were munching a Ploughman I think your wife was perfectly within her rights to nick your pork pie.
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Yes you cant beat a bit of pork pike with a touch of pickle in the summer, luvvly jubbly. (or not in this case Jimmy, seeing as yours was half inched lol).
    What are you going to do about it ? :p
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    I am withdrawing the good good loving until my cosmic balance (and put) are restored.
     
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