Rant Fast Food (mc'Ds, KFC ECT)

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  1. Micky Finn

    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

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    ect, moyo, horid. That's why computers are dangerous in the hands of the underclass.
     
  2. andytyke

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    **** me Mcdonalds you stupid b@astard what ya put cheese on my cheese burger for

    its Horid
     
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    He should go and ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese.
     
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    I always tailor my burgers so they're gorgeous

    You're right about the cheese and the mayo, horrible processed stuff. Out they go.
    Same goes for the ketchup (too much sugar) and token pickle (too much salt). Bye bye.
    The lettuce is usually limp and sweating. No me gusta, hombre.
    The burger patty itself is like cardboard, especially without all that mayo so I'll take a raincheck, cheers. Rain check? Er, yes, it's raining and no, I still don't want your burger.
    Which just leaves the bun. Which is low-rent white spongy crap. I'll give it a miss.
    Turns out an empty box is the perfect burger.

    I will hold my hand up and admit I do eat fried chicken though. I'm as bad as everyone else.
     
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    Re: I always tailor my burgers so they're gorgeous

    Do you ever find that KFC have put cheese and moyo on your fried chicken?
     
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    Sometimes I can't find the chicken for all the moyo and catsup in the box

    Makes excellent face cream though. I'm wrinkle free.
     
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    Re: I always tailor my burgers so they're gorgeous

    1 Why does it matter to you so?

    2 He never mentioned fried chicken. He said KFC which do a number of chicken burgers covered in both mayo and cheese.
     
  8. SirPsychoSexy

    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    I'm guessing HT has been eating a different kind of "mayo" to us lot.
     
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    Nowt wrong with a nice chicken burger with mayo and cheese, plus it's healthy
     

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