That instagram post by Cantona

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  1. BarnsleyReds

    BarnsleyReds Well-Known Member

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    A bit uneggspected.
     
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    BarnsleyReds, Apr 24, 2019
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    It's been removed but easily found via searching cantona hashtag... erm yeah I wasn't expecting that. Probably one of his mental metaphors.
     
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    What came first? The **** or the egg?
     
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    Probably just as well for you it has been removed as I am sure it wasnt suitable for posting on here and could have got you a ban had it been there when I or any other admins saw it :)
     
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    Fair point.

    In my defence, nothing showed up in the thumbnail and it didn’t auto play.
     
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    Cantonas face puts me off my tea.
     
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    Can anyone give a summary as to what the post was, or was about?
     
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    A penis smashing an egg.
     
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    A fantastic summary. Thank you.
     
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    The penis mightier than the ovum.
     
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    Erect or flaccid? Wife's asking...
     
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    A guy tucks his old man in between his legs, opens legs slightly and said chappy - standing fully to attention - hits an egg square on, smashing it.
     
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    The egg is resting on his stomach, also.
     
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    It all happens to Snooker commentary too.

    When the seaguls follow the trawler, it is because they think that the sardines are going to be thrown in to the sea, this post was not :D
     
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    Where? Through square leg?
     
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    All I can think of is WTF.
     
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    he did what to his dad?
     
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    Whats the egg ever done to him?

    BBS 2019.
     
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    Maybe it’s a prediction about tonight’s big game. The egg is Pep’s head and the penis is Paul Pogba
     
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