The Best Ever Barnsley Song

To the tune of "Oh when the saints go marching in"

When Gordon Kaye (of "comedy" 'Allo 'allo fame) had been injured in the gales and a branch smashed through his car.

A few mates and myself started signing
"Oh Gordon Kaye, oh Gordon Kaye,
Is not OK, is not OK
Oh Gordon Kaye is not OK
He's got a plank stuck in his head
Oh Gordon Kaye is not OK"

Remember during the Yorkshire Ripper hunt a group of fans signing
"Ten thousand coppers, and only one Yorkshire Ripper, one Yorkshire Ripper, theres only one Yorkshire Ripper"

 

RE: What was that one..

"we're funking dynamite" - isn't that dangerous?

 

Re: Ripper

remember that one(not sure if correct words but went summat like)

My wife,
I asked,
Oh why she wore suspenders,
Oh why she wore suspenders in the merry month of May,
My wife,
she said,
Oh why she wore suspenders,
She said "its for the Ripper and he's going to marry me",
marry me,
marry me,
She said its for the Ripper and he's going to marry me,

:S

 

Potentially

ff

 

Re: Ripper

10.000 coppers ! and only 1 Yorkshire Ripper, 1 Yorkshire Ripper, there's only 1 Yorkshire Ripper....... Circa 198summat ish

 

The most memorable rendition of any song has to be "You'll never walk alone" against Bradford. The whole of Oakwell sang as one with tears in most eyes (it was my Birthday aswell) and to make things even worse or better - when the song stopped the Bradford supporters still filling the Kop end applauded to a man!! Its bringing a tear to my eye now just thinking about it!
The daftest songs I remember were from late 60's but they were popular and sung regularly on the Ponty End or Kop depending on which way we were kicking!
" Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do!
Im half crazy all for the love of you,
It wont be a stylish marriage,
I cant afford a carriage,
but you'll look sweet upon the seat
of a bicycle made for 2 4 6 8
who do we appreciate
B, A, R, N, S, L, E, Y,
Barnsley how a love you how a love you
My dear old Barnsley,
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles
My Baarnssley."

I'm sure there was another based on "Molly Molone" but I cant remember that one!

 

"We got Nardi-ello, Paul Hart won't play him though" - Not 100% sure
"We got Nardi-ello, Paul Hart is on the dole" - Peterborough away?
"We got Nardi-ello, he's always injured though!" - Bradford this season

 

Somewhere east of Northampton.......

also known as Irthlingborough(sp?)...

Got no idea
How to get home
Got no idea how to get home
We're in the middle of nowhere
With no idea how to get home


Thank you London Reds

 

hes got a ford cortina parked outside...wallsall away to don goodman

 

RE: Not at Oakwell but funniest away .....

At Hartlepool a couple of seasons since, Started out as We've got a shed as big as this its got a door and a window we've got a shed as big as this.</p>

Then became Its got doors, lights and windows after their flood lights went out.</p>

 

RE: not best but i enjoyed it, was started at Port Vale or somewhere

i will claim that one too

 

RE: Not at Oakwell but funniest away .....

i will claim that one too

 

As She Wheels her wheel barrow

through streets broad and narrow
singing

(clap .. clap.. clap clap clap)

THE REDS

 

another of mine

 

RE: Somewhere east of Northampton.......

Ahhhh, that was a classic!! <333

And the one to the same tune about the cat!!
Legend!! <333

 

i was thinking about it the other day and

if anyone had it on video? Would liek to see 20K BFC fans all giving it the D I Wankio stood on their seats like us in the ponty! lol

Anyone?

What was the date of the game?

 

Saturday 11th April 1998

Di Canio at No 11 and one of the best laughs that season.

 

I hate that racist fascist sympathiser.

 

surely

Its got be Chelsea in the prem... 5 nil down and singing we're going to win 6-5

 

RE: I made that up!!!

Fair play to you. People around me were crying with laughter.

Brilliant!

ff