Think we all need to have a laugh...

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  1. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    Why did the baker's hands smell?

    Cos he kneaded a poo.
     
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  2. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    "What do we want?"

    "A cure for Tourettes"

    When do we want it?"

    "Cun.t"
     
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    There's a new drugs craze going round Yorkshire, they get an ecstasy pill crush it into a powder and rub it round the inside of the mouth.

    It's called E by gum.
     
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    Came home from pub last night.
    Said to missus I've been talking to postman and he was bragging that he'd had every woman in our street barring one.
    I'll bet it's that snotty cow at number 12 she said .
     
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  5. TonyTyke

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
     
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    Just phoned the Tourrettes helpline up.

    They told mie to p155 off !
     
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    Metatarsal Well-Known Member

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    The restaurant that former University Challenge host, Bamber Gascoigne, opened recently is struggling for trade. I'm not surprised. Tenner for a starter. Who's gonna pay that?

    Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk
     
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