Tommy Wright song ... just for Hartog:

Wright's here - rated by Dirk
(To the tune of "Right here waiting for you" by the infamous Richard Marx)

Plonked on the bench - day after day
And you slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
Can’t dislodge Richards or Hayes

Shots sail into the East Stand
You cost us over fifty grand

Whenever you play
You jump like a gay
It’s Tommy Wright here – rated by Dirk
You’d struggle to score
In a bag full of whores
You look like the German Ref Marcus Merke

We took for granted, your thin legs
And your keeper fouling ways
We hear the laughter, each time you miss
You’re about as fast as Jay

Oh, you’d miss a gret barn door
From half a yard with a beach ball

Whenever you play
You jump like a gay
It’s Tommy Wright here – rated by Dirk
You’d struggle to score
In a bag full of whores
You look like the German Ref Marcus Merke

We wonder how you can survive
Missing every chance
But in the end – we’ll loan you out
To a disabled team in France

Oh, can't you see it Andy?
He’s about as strong as shandy

Whenever you play
You jump like a gay
It’s Tommy Wright here – rated by Dirk
You’d struggle to score
In a bag full of whores
You look like the German Ref Marcus Merke

 

Touching.

Opinion has not, and will not change.</p>



Barnsley fans are w-an-kers.</p>

 

You defend stoutly Hartog

If a litle poorly.</p>

Come on you must be waning now?</p>

 

You’d struggle to score
In a bag full of whores </p>

LOL and LOL ageean</p>

 

Stout is my middle name.

That and sexpest.</p>

But as regards Sir Thomas ? My faith is unwavering.</p>

 

To be fair ...

... I have faith in Anderson Richtea's opinion of a striker & therefore there must be more to come from Tommy Trippy.

On the other hand - you'd need to have eyes like Dillingers Missus to not realise that he's been pretty shabby.

Your middle name is stout?
Is that 'cos you're quite bitter & have a creamy head?

 

RE: To be fair ...

Yes to all that.

 

RE: To be fair ...

Thanks.

Is our new keeper called Veet or summat?
I've heard he's a smooth operator.

 

thats ****.

 

RE: To be fair ...

Vino Collapso I thought.</p>



he's young, tall and Italian. </p>



By next May/June there'll be half eyeties aplenty in the Maternity ward at BDGH.</p>

 

Agreed.

I'll try harder next time.
But not as hard as I'd do your lass.

Are we off to Buuuurnlay then?

 

RE: Agreed.

I believe so, arrangements left in capable hands, polish your pointy shoes and dust off the pure wool envelope.

 

RE: Agreed.

Can I have a list of definites for row Z again please ?</p>

 

your a comedy genious, like Tommy Wright

 

Burnley

the police set police dogs on their fans, their fans pick them up and chuck them back at the police