Tonight's Tipple

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Anyone remember the "Tonight's Tipple" series of threads from many years ago?

    Well here's my choice for this evening. Cheers all.

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    Stahlrost, Apr 24, 2020
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    I prefer craft
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    I've been eating light-bulbs
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    Not got any to drink but going hardcore by eating these ;)

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    Morning all, uuugggghhhhhh, worst hangover ever!

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  6. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Thought I'd try this, special treat for Saturday evening. Bottoms up!

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    I've managed to find a pub that's having a lock in with appropriate drinks ;)

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    Sooner eat those than wipe my ar$e on them - hurt like mad and $hit wouldn’t stick to it. Standard school issue 60s and 70s.

    Kids today don’t know they’re born.
     
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    Made good tracing paper though ;)

    Seem to remember every sheet having "Property of West Riding County Council" printed on it.....who would want to nick it ?
     
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    Sooner use this ;)

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    Apart from things that would actually hurt you, it's difficult to think of any other product that would be worse at the job Izal was designed to do. It just smeared it up your back.
    Any item of clothing - better
    Any type of cloth - better
    Normal writing paper - better
    Newspaper - better
    Carpet - better
    A dog - better
    Frozen peas - better
    A ball of string - better
    Monster Munch - better
     
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    Forgive the pun, but you've trumped everything with that!!
     
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    I reckon a Guinea Pig would work well.
     
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    And, after decades of wild walking and camping adventures....
    Leaves, especially dock leaves
    Dry peat, or better still damp peat followed by dry peat
    Straw or hay, or most long grass types
    Sphagnum moss, especially soothing if plucked from a sparkling spring
    Grass sods, followed by a refreshing dip in the nearest pool
    Waterfalls, if accessible
    Water lilies
     
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    bitberger or konig and apfel korn would be nice
     
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    But not nettles.....unless you're into that kind of thing ;)

    On the other hand it will just be similar to using Izal :eek:
     
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    Weston's put all of the above to Flippin shame, 8.2%, gerrin :)
     
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    I have 5 rolls of Izal bog roll.
    Just for fun, a museum piece, not for use. Too many bad memories from childhood.
    Along with the flat boxes of Izal with the single sheets inside.
     
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    I recall that Izal was manufactured in Sheffield . It was awful stuff. My Dad had a phobia about
    toilet rolls. I think it started during World War 2 by having to use newspaper or worse still Izal.

    My sister and myself were talking about our childhood the other week and we both remember
    that our late Dad always bought soft toilet tissue in bulk when we were kids bless him and we
    were joking that Andrex profits must have taken a right hit when he died.
     
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    Cling film would be more use than Izal. Or aluminium foil.
     
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