Apparently major flooding is taking place this evening in the hemsworth area, A sokesman for the Met office confirmed that this is the case due to unforseen circumstances arising in Burton this evening which have had an adverse effect on those involved whilst everything is peaceful at this moment Storm phil will bring more hot air before Saturday, which in turn will cause another storm greater than any before... Storm phil is expected to target those individuals not of a higher level than himself...and therefore people are advised to batton down the hatches and to watch for water running up their backs.....its snow joke being a super fan....never mind being on the hit list.... You Reds well done boys....anybody got a spare hanky to dry up those tears....or to use as a gag.....its coming isnt it......wheres wallly its the cat in the hat time
He'll wait a few days after the game so everyone else can get their thoughts about the game out of the way, then the assault will come, when he's got full attention of the board. Probably with the headline "rubbish that" "when will he learn". If it's a slightly complimentary headline then attacks on the usual suspects will start to appear later in the report.
