Get her one of those magic wand massagers instead, duel purpose and not penis-shaped, plus multiple orgasms guaranteed, you may find yourself somewhat redundant though. http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/magic-wand-vibrators/
Recomend the wand massager for ****oral stimulation. Attachments can also be bought for this. More speed settings the better. The wife will love it
Get some love beads anall for her Christmas stocking ,put it in between the tangerine and the matchbox car
ohh weve all been there (not on your ironing board), i mean having a skin full and saying to the missis lets do it tomorrow instead lol.
Did you make your mind up on the purchase ? I'd go for it, but spring it on her on crimbo Eve rather than wrap it.Don't be upset when her response is 'didn't they have any black ones'
Went for one where I can control the vibrations with my phone. What she doesnt know is that I'm going to glue it in and have fun with it when she's in a meeting at work.
Ar lass once thought I'd bought her one.....tartan patern. Turned out it was my flask One for the older ones amongst us