Is it wrong to buy the wife...

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  1. Gloria Stitts

    Gloria Stitts Active Member

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    Gloria Stitts, Dec 4, 2015
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    No, I was crap, she'd hardly have noticed.
     
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    Recomend the wand massager for ****oral stimulation. Attachments can also be bought for this. More speed settings the better. The wife will love it
     
    MonkBrettontyke, Dec 5, 2015
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    Get some love beads anall for her Christmas stocking ,put it in between the tangerine and the matchbox car ;)
     
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    ohh weve all been there (not on your ironing board), i mean having a skin full and saying to the missis lets do it tomorrow instead lol.
     
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    Did you make your mind up on the purchase ?

    I'd go for it, but spring it on her on crimbo Eve rather than wrap it.Don't be upset when her response is 'didn't they have any black ones'
     
    Scarthy, Dec 6, 2015
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  7. Terry Nutkins

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    Went for one where I can control the vibrations with my phone. What she doesnt know is that I'm going to glue it in and have fun with it when she's in a meeting at work.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Dec 8, 2015
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    Ar lass once thought I'd bought her one.....tartan patern. Turned out it was my flask ;)



    One for the older ones amongst us :D
     
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