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  1. Cod Eye

    Cod Eye Well-Known Member

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    It's not as bad on here, but other social media can be so frustrating to read. The likes of "could of", the inability to distinguish between their/there/they're and one that I've seen creep in lately, spelling "lose" as "loose".
     
  2. upt

    upthecolliers Well-Known Member

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    It's 55 years since I left school, I was not the best at English then so if my English is not up to your standards for this forum then I feel sorry for you as some seem to judge a book by its cover.
     
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  3. Red

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    Big ones for me are:

    Am instead of I'm.
    On accident instead of by accident.
    People that mix up then and than.

    Also, when people say "I'll win you". That one really annoys me.

    And while we're on about it, people are hanged, pictures are hung.

    English isn't that hard.
     
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    Should have a BBS spelling bee !!!!

    I really hate it when people add 2 + 2 and get 5. English isn’t the only weaknesses here (or is it ere).

    EDITED: forgot the period (full stop).
     
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    orsenkaht Well-Known Member

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    People talking about "mute" points is my personal bete noir!
     
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    And when people are asked a question they begin their answer with 'So...'. It not only boils my piss, it also fries my mucus!!!
     
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  7. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    I'm well hanged...
     
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    I thoroughly agree, you should never judge a book by its cover. Its spelling and grammar however...
     
  9. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    Is could've allowed?
     
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    It’s loose not lose, according to most people in that group anyway.
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    No, only could'f
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    Mine is missing a "guilt edged chance". The player might feel pretty guilty afterwards, but it's gilt edged, as in gold!
     
  13. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Vocal chord. No, no, no. It's cord.
     
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    East Grinstead Tyke Active Member

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    “Yes, it is," not "That it be". And you don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist! I seek information about a Wise Woman.
     
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    No, it’s deffo Cudworth
     
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    Chuff me it is getting be before you can join this forum you must have a GSE in spelling and grammar.
    Ho, by the way, shouldn't you have put a comma after grammar. "Its spelling and grammar, however..."

    As long as you can read it I personally don't give a fig.
     
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    Lost a comma there, mate.
     
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    gotten


    Arrrrrghhh!
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Ill gotten gains.
     
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    Terrific thread.
    My favourite posts are those from the 'English language monitors' who go on to **** it up themselves in their later posts.
    Thanks guys, I'll be watching ;)
     

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