Would take up too many words. Good news for away supporters but bad news for our own in the West stand!
Think I overheard a bloke on bus saying West Ham fans and Funk Dover. Must be a festival. Oh, and eight tea purse hemp owners want to see you next Tuesday in funk off? He must've been a Craig Charles listener.
It's all your fault. A scathing Majority Report would have prevented all this. I hope your holiday was ****.
Don’t worry there’s already a scathing report ready and waiting, it’s probably my best piece I’ve ever written and really gets to the heart of the problem, I just need to get it past the swear filter.
I can confirm @Loko the Tyke is right..it was definitely my gardener, he never recovered from the artificial grass saga
And on the subject of the artificial grass, here’s the image of the little bit of spare land that I don’t use, as you can see it’s nothing more than a bit of waste land https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/large-green-lawn-trees-background-699017422