Just got back off holiday

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  1. Bossman

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    So have I missed anything? Owt I should know about?
     
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    There’s been a plane flying over town. Think it’s dropped a bomb on West Stand. Or summat.
     
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    Jumble Lane bridge is sorted.
     
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    Would take up too many words. Good news for away supporters but bad news for our own in the West stand!
     
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    A trapped my old man in my zip other day........fair upset me too
     
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    Think I overheard a bloke on bus saying West Ham fans and Funk Dover. Must be a festival.

    Oh, and eight tea purse hemp owners want to see you next Tuesday in funk off?

    He must've been a Craig Charles listener.
     
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    I know I shouldn’t laugh mate but…..:D:D:D
     
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    It's all your fault. A scathing Majority Report would have prevented all this. I hope your holiday was ****.



    ;):D
     
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    Don’t worry there’s already a scathing report ready and waiting, it’s probably my best piece I’ve ever written and really gets to the heart of the problem, I just need to get it past the swear filter.
     
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    If we don’t laugh we’d cry mate :D:D
     
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    Our motorhome is back on the road. Don't think there's been owt else cracking off.
     
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    Southgate's best thing since sliced bread
     
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    Rumour doing the rounds that your pool boy has run off with your gardener.
     
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    I heard it was the stable boy and the gamekeeper.
     
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    Don't be daft. His stable boy left months ago.
     
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    Surely it should be "back FROM holiday"?
     
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    Oh yes, so he did... Maybe it was the footman?
     
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    I can confirm @Loko the Tyke is right..it was definitely my gardener, he never recovered from the artificial grass saga
     
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