Things you don’t know that maybe you ought to by now

I've got no idea what all the buttons do on my microwave, other than the button that adds 30 seconds. In the 8 years of owning it, it's the only button I have used.

If something needs to go in for for 3 mins, just press it 6 times. Ping ping ping ping ping ping. Sorted.

 

Me neither, and I couldn't give a monkeys either!.

 

No matter how many times people try to explain it to me, I have absolutely no idea how the following work, or how it came to be that people invented them;

photography
Television
Telephones
Vinyl records/CDs/cassettes
Videos/DVDs/Blu Raysa
Computers
The internet

I derive a great deal of pleasure from all of them, but whenever people try to explain any of them I always end at the same conclusion - that I don’t exist. Same happens when I start thinking about the infinity of space.

 

Why working-class people vote Tory.
Why it's cold in winter when the sun is out.
Why we get different types of clouds.
Why some nesting birds dont realise they've got a cuckoo egg in their nest.
What electricity is.
What flames are.

 

Also it's when we are closest to the sun.

 

Ditto or want to

 

I don't know what I don't know, so I don't know if I aught to know it.

 

There's only one Harry Potter. The other characters are all called something else.

 

That must be confusing