John Smiths Smooth

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  1. Tony

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    Re: Tasteless pap

    Real ale is for people who wear cardies and sandals, so they can say "Oh I only drink real ale".Most of it tastes like fecking homebrew.
     
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    I like john smiths smooth but ive got to admit like all beers I'm not too fond of it out of a can,
     
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    pour it in a glass then.
     
  4. Tony

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    Boom Boom.:D
     
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    Re: Tasteless pap

    From Wikipedia

    Cask ale or cask-conditioned beer is the term for unfiltered and unpasteurised beer which is conditioned (including secondary fermentation) and served from a cask without additional nitrogen or carbon dioxide pressure. Cask ale may also be referred to as real ale, a term coined by the Campaign for Real Ale, often now extended to cover bottle-conditioned beer as well.


    So no, John Smiths Smooth is not "real ale" because it has added nitrogen, not to mention all the other chemicals in it.
     
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    wow!....this real ale stuff aint even safe (unpasteurised) .....jeez....flat unsafe dishwatter........errr no thanks.......bring me the JSS please.

    thanks for the explanation tho!
     
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    Re: Tasteless pap

    on the subject of drinks better than real sludge....what about Taboo or Mirage ....mmmmmmmmmmmm lovely
     
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    Crabbies Ginger Beer, delicious.
     
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    a real mans drink....malibu and lemonade
     
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    Got to say

    I like JSS, I drink that more than anything else. Real ale ugh, cask beer ( real ale ) is unfiltered and leaves the yeast sediment in the storage vessel to allow secondary fermentation, I have yet to taste one that is drinkable in any quantity. All John Smiths beers including their cask conditioned beer ( real ale ) are made to the same recipe and with the same ingredients, they only differ in the way they are finished ( filtered ) and the way they are stored and served, so for those who say JSS is made differently to cask beer are wrong.
     
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    nice one t'owd

    always knew that real ale lark was a load of ******
     

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