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  1. Winker

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    R went to Goldsmiths this morning, r sez can tha mek mi a statue of mi Whippet

    E sez 18 carot

    R sez no eighting a bone' ll be fine
     
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    Walked into the clock repair shop and slapped my **** on the counter... The bird behind the counter says ..
    Excuse me.. This is a clock shop .
    I replied . I know put 2 hands on this
     
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    Doing crossword t'day r sez to wife, wots a four letter word for a female relative ending in UNT,

    She sez Aunt,

    R sez pass me the fukin Tippex
     
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    Wife sez lets go art and av sum fun t'neight,

    R sez ok, but if tha gets back before me leave landing leight on
     
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    Talking of crosswords the bloke who invented them is buried in the old cemetery at Cudworth... His grave can be found as you go through the main gates it's 4 across and 6 down from the church door
     
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    Talking of landing lights I left ours on last night when I got up this morning the house was full of aeroplanes
     
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    Went art last neight, got chatting to this bird, She sez fancy a fuk, i've got a pussy like a polo,

    R sez too fukin reight, anyhow i gets her home pulls darn her nikers and gasp,

    She sez surprised,

    R sez too fukin reight, i thought tha ment the mint, not a fukin HATCHBACK
     
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    Just bin darn to J,D,s gym, personal assistant sez bin'b'foor,

    R tek's mi mi vest off, She goes WOW, R sez pure Dynamite,

    R tek's mi tracky bottoms off, She goes WOW, R sez pure Dynamite,

    Pull's mi boxers darn, R sez pure Dynamite, she screams and sets off running, R run after her an sez wots up, She sez when i saw length of fuze r **** misen
     
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    Happy Birthday to this thread!

    Longest ever regularly updated thread?
     
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    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected......
     
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    Quit with the puns or I may have to resort to violins.
     
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    2 nuns having a shower one says wheres the soap 2nd says ooooooohhhhh my god doesn't it just


    2 nuns on a tandem one at the front says I've not come this way before...
    2nd says ooooooohhhhh neither have l but keep peddling it must be the cobbles
     
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    Well squeeze my box!
     
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    Drumming my fingers as I watch the tumbleweed. I first saw that one a long time oboe
     
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    Staying in tonight, can’t get a baby sitar
     
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    Bloke knocked on door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
     
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    Enjoying this thread whilst sipping champagne out of a flute glass
     
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