The reply to this tweet is wonderfully melodic, absolutely on point but not suitable for delicate ears
Two drunk nipples walk into a bar. “Give us two pints of beer, barman!”, one says. “No chance”, says the barman. “You’re both off your tits...”
A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man. “ Master Ayumu. Why do all westerners think that Japanese people look alike.?” “ I am not Master Ayumu”
Dentist warns his patient.” This might be a bit painful. “ Patient. “That’s ok , I’ll handle it “ Dentist sighs. “ For a while now. I’ve been having an affair with your wife”
Police have reportedly infiltrated an illegal smuggling ring importing cheap lettuce into the country. A delighted police spokesman said 'We think this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
Me and are lass have just been to that butchers shop darn Wombwell lane, got 8 legs of venison for 20 quid.. Do you reckon it was too dear?