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  1. shenk1

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    if only we had had this public information film advice a year ago :)

     
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    Haha brilliant.
     
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    So true.....

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    Oh my God that is hilarious. Best one yet
     
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    The reply to this tweet is wonderfully melodic, absolutely on point but not suitable for delicate ears ;)

     
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    Two drunk nipples walk into a bar.

    “Give us two pints of beer, barman!”, one says.

    “No chance”, says the barman. “You’re both off your tits...”
     
    shenk1, Mar 22, 2021
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    A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man.

    “ Master Ayumu. Why do all westerners think that Japanese people look alike.?”

    “ I am not Master Ayumu”
     
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    Dentist warns his patient.” This might be a bit painful. “
    Patient. “That’s ok , I’ll handle it “
    Dentist sighs. “ For a while now. I’ve been having an affair with your wife”
     
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    Police have reportedly infiltrated an illegal smuggling ring importing cheap lettuce into the country. A delighted police spokesman said 'We think this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
     
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    How do you make antifreeze?



    Take her blanket from her.
     
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    Me and are lass have just been to that butchers shop darn Wombwell lane, got 8 legs of venison for 20 quid..

    Do you reckon it was too dear?
     
    AthersleyTyke89, Mar 25, 2021
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    What do you call a dog magician?

    A labracadabrador.
     
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