My girlfriend tried high wattage batteries in her sex toy last night. She said it was like a jolt from the flue
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized because he walked in horse poo ? The doctor described his condition as stable.
Did you hear about the pony which had a sore throat that wouldn't go away. The vet who examined it simply confirmed it was a little horse.
Absolutely livid, just found out that Prince Philip died in the Queens Arms.......I thought they weren’t open til Monday!
Been told he’s not dead it’s an April Fools prank . Apparently theirs the official April Fools day and a royal one
Want peace and quiet? Spend 350,000 pounds on a house yards away from a busy motorway and then complain about the noise and ask for the speed limit to be lowered. https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/property/couple-forced-wear-earplugs-bed-20350434