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    How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

    It’s not hard!
     
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    I think you were meant to post this in all caps...
     
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    My girlfriend tried high wattage batteries in her sex toy last night.
    She said it was like a jolt from the flue
     
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    Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized because he walked in horse poo ?
    The doctor described his condition as stable.
     
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    Did you hear about the pony which had a sore throat that wouldn't go away. The vet who examined it simply confirmed it was a little horse.
     
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    Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?

    A: Start with a large fortune.
     
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    Working in a mirror factory. Is something I can see myself doing.
     
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    I broke a finger last week. On the other hand I’m ok.
     
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    Absolutely livid, just found out that Prince Philip died in the Queens Arms.......I thought they weren’t open til Monday!
     
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    Been told he’s not dead it’s an April Fools prank .
    Apparently theirs the official April Fools day and a royal one
     
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