Donald Trump is opening the Olympic Games and has to read a speech. "Oh" he says. "Oh, oh, oh ..." An aide nudges him, "Mr. Trump, stop," he says. "You're reading the Olympic symbol."
Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted mugger? He was well known for some assaults
I entered a competition the other day to try as many desserts as I could backwards. I just got stressed.
Went metal detecting the other day, must have dug about 700 holes, then I remembered I had my steel toe capped boots on
I just found out Albert Einstein actually existed. All my life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them..At funerals.
For my wife’s birthday I took her to an orchard , we stood looking at the trees for hours . Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently