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  1. Lor

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    Donald Trump is opening the Olympic Games and has to read a speech.

    "Oh" he says. "Oh, oh, oh ..."

    An aide nudges him, "Mr. Trump, stop," he says. "You're reading the Olympic symbol."
     
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    Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted mugger?
    He was well known for some assaults
     
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    I entered a competition the other day to try as many desserts as I could backwards. I just got stressed.
     
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    Went metal detecting the other day, must have dug about 700 holes, then I remembered I had my steel toe capped boots on:confused:
     
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    Forgot WFH had ended.

     
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    I just found out Albert Einstein actually existed.
    All my life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
     
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    Just bought two Harry Potter broomsticks in Poundland.

    Quid each.
     
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    Ah bless, good news for Rooney at last. upload_2021-8-1_18-35-1.png
     
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    My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”

    We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them..At funerals.
     
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    For my wife’s birthday I took her to an orchard , we stood looking at the trees for hours .
    Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently
     
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