My Christmas lights have stopped working.....No they haven't. Yes they have. No they haven't. Yes they have. No they haven't. Yes they have.
This Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can do what you like, but I will be seeing them. So, on Christmas Day, the following family will be at the table...... Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic, Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam, My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, my Spanish mate Jose Cuevro & his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila my Greek friends Ouzo & Sambuca, My friends Brandy, Fosters, Snowball & mickey slim, My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys, Uncle Charlie cant make an appearance though.....not good around the kids... although Auntie Stella is on a warning!! MERRY CHRISTMAS....
& Fretting a ‘chord’, behind the capo. If that’s not a metaphor for incompetence, I don’t know what is.?
Well the 3rd brother, ‘Statistic’, who worked as an analyst concluded that there was always going to be a vegetarian in the family … He was proved right when the youngest of the 4, ‘Brocco’, was born. oh and their father ‘Hi’ was 6foot 6’ tall!
I went to a faith healing group last night, it was absolutely Rubbish. Even the poor guy in the wheelchair stood up and walked out !!!!!