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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    My Christmas lights have stopped working.....No they haven't.
    Yes they have.
    No they haven't.
    Yes they have.
    No they haven't.
    Yes they have.
     
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    This Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can do what you like, but I will be seeing them.

    So, on Christmas Day, the following family will be at the table......

    Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
    Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
    My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, my Spanish mate Jose Cuevro & his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila my Greek friends Ouzo & Sambuca,
    My friends Brandy, Fosters, Snowball & mickey slim,
    My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys,

    Uncle Charlie cant make an appearance though.....not good around the kids... although Auntie Stella is on a warning!!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS....
     
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    33890796-6984-4186-91B9-A09D2487764F.jpeg & Fretting a ‘chord’, behind the capo. If that’s not a metaphor for incompetence, I don’t know what is.? :rolleyes:
     
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    Thanks for reply much appreciated.... the caption made me chuckle lol
     
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    Well the 3rd brother, ‘Statistic’, who worked as an analyst concluded that there was always going to be a vegetarian in the family … He was proved right when the youngest of the 4, ‘Brocco’, was born.

    oh and their father ‘Hi’ was 6foot 6’ tall!
     
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    all the proof you need, what a blle end
     
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    E7DD8F86-C27D-406F-BBF3-CEF7D22CD893.jpeg
     
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    I went to a faith healing group last night, it was absolutely Rubbish.
    Even the poor guy in the wheelchair stood up and walked out !!!!!
     
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    the thick f*cker!
     
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    5B51AA6C-FCCB-445D-AAD9-D1B7FDA5431F.jpeg Bus stop in Brighton..:)
     
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