Boss asks all his work force to go into the canteen for a meeting. Now then he says, I've some bad news and some good news. What's the bad news the union rep says, in these trying time, I'm sorry but I have to cut everyone's pay by 5%. So the Union rep says, what's the good news then? The boss replied, I've back dated it 6 months
I couldn't understand the wife insisting on going to Switzerland to see a Monkees tribute band but then I saw her face now i'm in Geneva.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...4-shoves-DUMBBELL-rectum-sexual-pleasure.html There is always someone worse off than yourself
It could have been worse the surgeon could have kept putting it back and taking it out till he’d done twenty reps With each arm
Scunthorpe relegation means there are now only two teams in the football league that contain a swearword - Arsenal and ******* Leeds.
Man Staggers into Rotherham Hospital with Concussion, Multiple Bruises, Two Black Eyes and a 5 Iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The Doctor asked 'What happened to you?' Well I was playing at Wath Golf course with the wife when we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours' . . . . . . . . . 'I don.t remember much after that!'
I see West Ham United women are in the FA Cup semi final against Manchester City today. Come on you Ironers.