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  1. cor

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    Boss asks all his work force to go into the canteen for a meeting.

    Now then he says, I've some bad news and some good news. What's the bad news the union rep says, in these trying time, I'm sorry but I have to cut everyone's pay by 5%.

    So the Union rep says, what's the good news then?
    The boss replied, I've back dated it 6 months :D
     
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    An American, an Indian and a Brit walked into a bar, the barman says 'what can I get you Mr Sunak?'
     
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    I couldn't understand the wife insisting on going to Switzerland to see a Monkees tribute band
    but then I saw her face now i'm in Geneva.
     
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    Scunthorpe relegation means there are now only two teams in the football league that contain a swearword - Arsenal and ******* Leeds.
     
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    Man Staggers into Rotherham Hospital with Concussion, Multiple Bruises, Two Black Eyes and a 5 Iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
    The Doctor asked 'What happened to you?'
    Well I was playing at Wath Golf course with the wife when we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours' . . . . . . . . . 'I don.t remember much after that!'
     
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    I see West Ham United women are in the FA Cup semi final against Manchester City today.

    Come on you Ironers.
     
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    Bit of an alternative to happy Easter.

     
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