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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    A bloke just threw a bottle of milk over me. How dairy!!
     
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    Looks like 3 fruitcakes to me.
     
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    I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else.
    Bloody referee's!!..
     
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    Teacher asks her class if anyone knows a story from the Bible.
    Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, I can tell you about David and Goliath."
    "OK, carry on Johnny," says the teacher.
    "Well, to cut a long story short, David killed Goliath, and then he got on his motorbike and rode off," said Johnny.
    The teacher says, "You're right to an extent, David did kill Goliath, but back then they never had motorbikes."
    "Yes they did, and I can prove it," replies Johnny, then he opens up his Bible, turns to page 354 and says, "It says in here that when David killed Goliath all you could hear was the roar of his Triumph!!
     
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    I dont know why some people who are making a point have to mix their metaphors. Its not rocket surgery to get them right is it??!
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Jan 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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    This Everton fan doesn't know his club as well as he thinks.

     
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    Walking down the street and I got sprayed by a council wagon, I was so stunned I just stood there and swore at him through gritted teeth!
     
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    Two lads got convicted of the theft of a calendar.

    They got 6 months each.
     
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    IMG-20250111-WA0000.jpg Just seen the back of Christmas and they've already started on Valentine's Day!
     
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    In all fairness he was right they didnt sack him on the morning of a game they waited until the afternoon
     
    Farnham_Red, Jan 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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    I just read an article about a Saudi Arabian guy who made loads of money by investing in dairies. Apparently he was a milk sheikh.
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Jan 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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    One of the most unintentionally funny TV moments ever.

     
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  17. dearnevalleyviper

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    How's my New Years resolution going so far?
    Well allow me to explain.
    Exercise
    Exercis
    Exerci
    Exerc
    Exer
    Exe
    Ex
    Ext
    Extr
    Extra l
    Extra la
    Extra lar
    Extra larg
    Extra large
    Extra large d
    Extra large do
    Extra large don
    Extra large done
    Extra large doner kebab please!
     
    dearnevalleyviper, Jan 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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    I think your post is lacking in taste Ian :D:D:D

    Talk about black humour!
     
    Brush, Jan 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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    Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce.
    Please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
    There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutsack!
    Just remember, however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow
     
    dearnevalleyviper, Jan 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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