Made me laugh

A bloke just threw a bottle of milk over me. How dairy!!

 

Looks like 3 fruitcakes to me.

 

I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else.
Bloody referee's!!..

 

Teacher asks her class if anyone knows a story from the Bible.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, I can tell you about David and Goliath."
"OK, carry on Johnny," says the teacher.
"Well, to cut a long story short, David killed Goliath, and then he got on his motorbike and rode off," said Johnny.
The teacher says, "You're right to an extent, David did kill Goliath, but back then they never had motorbikes."
"Yes they did, and I can prove it," replies Johnny, then he opens up his Bible, turns to page 354 and says, "It says in here that when David killed Goliath all you could hear was the roar of his Triumph!!