Call or visit your doctors and say you're worried you might have skin cancer. They'll sit up and take notice then, fit you in quickly, probably...
Sorry, ignore.
Spain bring on Fatty and Baldy. I can do both for the price of one!
Did you know that the world record for eating pineapple chunks is held by a Cuban?
Them sprinklers! Get 'em in at Oakwell, now!
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Funnily enough in Hemsworth John's nickname was Bonny.
.Horace and Norman usually attend the Holgate Old Boys annual dinner every January. They don't look any older than when I left in 1963.
Brian O'Callaghan/ Frank Sidebottom. Still playing in Ireland!
Good that they've found it early. Fingers crossed they're on top of it. But if my kids suddenly started telling me they loved me I'd **** myself!
Alternatively the investigation could result in depth charges.
The only person I've ever met who worked on a nuclear sub is currently fighting leukaemia!
I was woken up at 2am this morning by a gang of Leeds fans playing football with a hedgehog in the street outside. I was just about to phone the...
Bengal Palace, Wakey, for Indian. Kingfisher, Denby Dale Road Wakey for fish n chips. Any kebab place will do when you're pished. All Chinese...
Just finished reading it on holiday. It's a good read. I could have brought it back for you but I've given it to a bloke I got talking to on the...
Well done Reds. Good win against a decent team. Never doubted it.
Antigua, last night.
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The song 'My Way'. The favourite song of tw@ts, usually sung when p!ssed.
And eggs by the dozen in Spring.
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