'In theory' he's not out. Far more likely to be out 'in practice'. So you're completely wrong, aren't you?</p>
Is there a red card equivalent in cricket? Would you be given out if you turned around and wrapped your bat around the backstump's bonce?
Timed out and interfearing with the field sutch as shouting delebratley as the balls in the air and the fielders just about to catch it and the batsman shouts BANG and the fielder went on and dropped it, he would be given out by the umpire for interfearing with the field.