15 points off for Leeds

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  1. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I'd tell her to get bent

    Was once with this bird and I found out while we were out she played for Leeds United Girls, so as you do, I gave her £5 for a taxi home and left.

    Sorry but I don't deal with Scum fans, I'd only get with one if she was married to one. That would only be fair
     
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    Good job I'm not you then

    I don't judge a person based on the football team they support.

    I support Barnsley cos of my Dad... if he'd grown up in Leeds instead of Tarn no doubt I'd be a Leeds fan too...

    I detest Wednesday, Donny etc but don't detest ALL their supporters... only the cocky twattish ones.

    Not one for hatred myself.
     
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    Imagine if you got married

    I personally wouldn't be happy if Leeds got out of the mess over the next 5 years and got back to the premiership, and I'd be even less happy if I had to spend every living day with a scum fan to remind me of the fact.

    Some people don't like women under 5ft 2, I don't like women who support Leeds.
     
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    Imagine...

    We're two leagues ahead of them :D
     
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    He didn't mention the gender of his date! nt
     
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    RE: Journo tyke in a thinly veiled...

    He nicks their handbags!
     
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    Best line to come out with to a Leeds fan

    Was a few years ago, a survey found that more Leeds season ticket holders lived outside the Leeds city boundary, than Man Utd fans that lived outside the Manchester boundary! I worked in Leeds at the time and I milked that something rotten!

    Best line now I suppose is to mention they are in league 1, with a -15 point start!
     
  8. Gue

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    'Leeds? What division are they in again? Who's the manager down there these days?'

    Cvnts.
     

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