3rd Ashes Test

All looking good then Starc bowls a beauty. Hopefully we reach three figures...

 

Chuffing hell, double umpires call and Bairstow given out lbw. Similar to Malan in that he can feel pretty hard done by with that decision.

 

Oh dear 60-6

Bairstow gone

 

Pathetic decision. Didnt even look out. Double impires call. Utter horse **** video umpiring again. Never ever out in a million yrs.

 

Boland. 3 for 5 runs. Shows how awful this england team is. 32 year old on debut and we make him look good.

 

Whats double impires call?

 

He took an age to make the decision in the first place. Decisions like that going against you make it even more frustrating!!

 

Bairstow given out by a weak umpire who gave in to the pressure of the fielding team who wouldn't stop appealing until he was given out.

 

Let's get Darren Stevens out there for the Sydney test match. Maybe he will have the same effect Boland has had for Australia

 

8 down.

 

What did i say.

 

Boland has taken 5 wickets in 3.1 overs, wow.

There's still Hazelwood to come back into this Aussie side in the next test if he's fit. But we've let a 32 year old on debut embarrass us. This England team gets more pathetic by the test.

Hang your heads in shame the England batsman. Let's try and get the rest of the series called off to avoid a whitewash.

 

Booooooooooooooo

 

I tell you what lads, in Sydney why don't you try and beat NZ's record low of 26 all out or are you going to save that for the final test in Hobart.

 

Boland isn't even that good and we are making him look like Glen Mcgrath. Management need sacking and half the team should never play for England again.

We can save Root, Bairstow, Malan, Stokes and Robinson. Maybe Anderson but we need to really start building for the future.

 

It's typical England, we make a bowler like that look like he's world class..
I'd love to know what the batting coach Graham Thorpe is doing (or what he isn't doing) with this lot because they are getting worse by the test.

 

54 ducks for England this calendar year.

A record in test cricket. Equal with England.

 

Forfeit the last two tests and put us out of our misery. They didn't want to go out there and their lack of commitment is there for all to see. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

 

68 all out, you waste of space, pathetic wimps with no ******* backbone. Get back home now. Where's your passion, fight and bottle?
I'm really angry at the state of this batting unit, you've shamed the country. Please just do whatever you can to get the final two test matches called off.

 

For Australia to be bowled out for 267 and for England to lose by an innings must be one of the most humiliating moments in English test cricket history.

Send em all home now.