A few of my views.

This thread is classic HT.

 

Re: H/T you do Hassell a diservice there..

Thats fine H/T. I can take it then that part of your initial post wasn't a thinly-veiled criticism of Hassell and you just didn't mention a key positive contribution from Hassell re the goal.
BTW my gender is male, always has been, never wanted it to be any other way, and it always will be. (just a joke like)

 

Re: H/T you do Hassell a diservice there..

As I said before, a very similar thread to mine, giving ratings etc. But, my attempt garnered zero replies. Phil gets a bucketload. I think I might start adding a few spelling mistakes, a few previous clubs, and even slag off a portion of the boards posters after a player I have always praised finally plays owt better than gash at Oakwell..
Love Hemsy, he clearly does it for a reaction, and gets them every time. Clever lad (honest)

 

Have some posts from this thread been deleted or was I so drunk last night that I was seeing things.

 

I don't know why folk are taking issue with the former clubs thing

Absolutely every match report ever written includes them for some bizarre reason. Journos use the following formula to reference a player...

"...but Ref() could not find the target from short range"

Ref() = "the former <club>" + Random("ace","hitman","striker","frontman","star")

 

Re: I don't know why folk are taking issue with the former clubs thing

Its just padding to use up the wordage required for journos.

HT tells it as he sees it, he is turning into KHiller wonder if he got a new coat for Chrimbo.