A 'male' question!!

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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    E45 cream seems to help me with a 'delicate' situation that I have, however I'd read the tub first as I've never slapped it on my gentleman's sausage.
     
    Archey, Dec 13, 2013
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    I had it done because of having tight foreskin when I was about 6 years old.

    Can't really remember having foreskin so don't miss it.

    On the bright side my missus says she wouldn't give her ex head as foreskin is disgusting, where as she loves mine.

    You reds!
     
    Django, Dec 13, 2013
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  3. Red

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    too much information!
     
    Red-Taff., Dec 13, 2013
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  4. Dja

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    Haha, I'm just trying to express to him that it's not all bad news!
     
    Django, Dec 13, 2013
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  5. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Tongue tingling cheesy dip with a bouquet better then Stilton.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Dec 13, 2013
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  6. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    clearly your missus has good taste!!
     
    Red-Taff., Dec 13, 2013
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    Oh my fckng god
     
    troff, Dec 15, 2013
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    Bumpity bump
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    You beat me to it ST!!!
     
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    I knew a bloke who used to do circmcisms.He saved all the bits of skin and sewed them together to make a wallet, and everytime he rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase !!!!!!!!!!
     
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    There's a plastic surgeon in Harley Street who uses the cut-offs from circumcisions to create new eyelids for those born without them. No real risks, but can end up a bit ****-eyed........
     
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    So what, its no skin off my nose
     
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    Bump ..... had to make a comeback. ;-)
     
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    An all time classic. Glad you had the foresight to bump it. I remember having a skinful while reading it the first time.
     
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    Elevated to its rightful place.
     
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    I've heard the part taken off can be shaped into very attractive ear rings...........which most wifes find duty-bound to wear

    Mines got my ballax as a neckless ............and no, that's nowt to do with the Ched Evans thread
     
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    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Look at the date on this

    Some people are really interested in what I have to say...................THANK YOU

    How are they able to dig this up though and post it as though its me that has just posted it........???

    One for the Admin Team I think
     
    Young Nudger, Jan 7, 2015
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  18. BFC Dave

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    'Skinful' chortle chortle
     
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  19. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Well spotted Dave, most appear to have circumnavigated my attempt at humour
     
    Stahlrost, Jan 7, 2015
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    Bump. :)
     
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