A pint to the person who comes up with the most ludicrous reason for not signing Ward

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  1. Jon

    Jonno Member

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    Sounds like you're speaking from experience :D
     
    Jonno, Jan 8, 2009
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  2. Andy Mac

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    Andy Mac, Jan 8, 2009
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    I dont know what U mean, Im confessing to nothing....The CSA are everywhere :D :D
     
    GJA1979, Jan 8, 2009
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    My mate's a helicopter pilot & said....

    ....
     
    Dyson, Jan 8, 2009
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    he was just about to sign and he snapped his banjo string nt
     
    Omen, Jan 8, 2009
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    .

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  7. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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  8. CelebrityMonkey

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    Because we haven't got a suitable toy/household product with which to represent him and would have to go and buy one from a charity shop.
     
    CelebrityMonkey, Jan 8, 2009
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  9. bright red

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    After his medical

    It was found that he had absolutely nothing wrong with his knees so we sent him back.
     
    bright red, Jan 8, 2009
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    dreamboy3000, Jan 8, 2009
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    Because Kayode Odejayi is 15 times better...

    :)
     
    Poet, Jan 8, 2009
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    Failed the sex test...

    Jamie is short for Jamina....at 5'5" she's too short anyway
     
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  13. stevie

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    He weren't prepared to lick Odejayis crack cause he reckons Daveys initiation test for new recruits is outdated....
     
    stevie, Jan 8, 2009
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    BECAUSE HE IS WHITE
     
    oakwell, Jan 8, 2009
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    You must win that pint! got my vote anyhow....
     
    stevie, Jan 8, 2009
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    He didnt sign cos on the application for it said striker and Davey said "are you prepared to score 1 in ever 2 gmes?" Ward said yes and Davey couldnt comprehend a striker who could do that so talks broke down :D
     
    chester, Jan 8, 2009
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  17. Spe

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    cos KO gave him directions to the ground and he ended up at Burnley instead nt
     
    Spectemur Agendo, Jan 8, 2009
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    Because we can't have a new player called Ward because it may make us forget about Ashley Ward, we all know people can only remember one person per sername
     
    DanT, Jan 8, 2009
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    New F.A. regulations state that any League club MUST NOT........

    have more than 14 hobbit-like midgety creatures in their matchday squad. Ward would have taken us over the limit, barring us from any future annual relegation dogfight. Unfortunately that's football.
     
    Fearless Tyke, Jan 8, 2009
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    MDG, Jan 8, 2009
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