A vegetarian question relating to poo

Can a pedant see the wood for the trees?

apparently not.

Of course Peter 'Noone' would hear it, it makes a sound, thus everyone (deaf people excepted) would hear it.

Via a recording obviously, otherwise the theory can't be proved.

 

RE: Did you offer

Not a little.

 

My poos f'cking stink

but to be fair i think thats just normal.

I mean, when does a poo not stink?

 

in the woods?

 

Having a poo underwater?

Or maybe in the antarctic, does a frozen turd honk?

 

If you eat lard, I suspect your poo will both smell and have a poor consistancy.

 

Art is ****.
Meat rocks.

The Chef Tyke philosophy on life continues to grow.

 

<font size="4">This thread stinks /poo /poo </font>

 

been veggie for 20 years

but I don't eat chick peas, letils or cus cus hippy crap.... I weigh 16 stone(so the theory about veggies being under fed,weak and skinnyare ballakx,) I think the thin people seenaround town are just poor....or students..I fart like a star but my poosmell isn't particularlyoverpowering, notas bad as a mate who drinks protien drinks, when he farts you can see it.</p>

btw meat smells like poo to a veggie.</p>

hope this helps.</p>

(hatsoff) </p>

 

Why? nt

 

You tell em Red Fern man

meat does start smelling more and more like stinky dog food like Chappie after a while.

 

well if you have 20 years experience, then I bow down to your knowledge and celebrate yours and DJ Fatty Boys' fragrant poo. Most veggies I know have been one since the latest series of planet earth or 'saw that programme about sausages the other week'.

I suspect those ones are gay and ruin it for the rest of you.

 

been veggie for 20 years

Being veggie for 20 years rather than vegan

Typical veggie eats more dairy products than an omnivore.

Each cows in milk has to produce a calf per year to stay productive. Half of these are male and killed at a day or two old.
The average diary cow now has a life expectancy of about 4 years. Average cheese consumption of a typical veggie equates to just under that which can be produced by one cow.

So per year a typical veggie is responsible for the deaths of about ¾ cows, that 15 for your 20 years of being a veggie.

The typical meat eater, consumes between 1 and 2 cows in their life time.

You kill more cows by eating cheese and drinking milk than we can ever eat.

 

People who think their **** doesn't stink.

Unwell.</p>

Anyway, this thread has already established that veggies are strange and take it up the (fragrant) shitter anyway so let that be an end to it.</p>

 

In the words of Sir John Betjeman :

Have that.

 

What about just ten years of vegetarianism?

Bi, perhaps? Is there a mathematical formula for the relationship between homosexuality and vegetarianism?

Over to paul.d (not 'cos he's a gay veggie but because he knows about sums and stuff)...

 

Is it a function

of how much sausage you have had?

 

I think the formula involves square root vegetable.

....hello....1....2.......1.......2.......is this thread switched on?

 

RE: Is it a function

I would imagine how much sausage they've had relates very strongly to a person's sexuality...

You were talking euphemistically, weren't you?

 

RE: been veggie for 20 years

Don't your figures omit the amount of milk and cheese consumed by a meat eater though? I'm suspecting they do if, as you say, a meat eater only consumes 2 cows in their lifetime. Then that's also not to mention the number of sheep, chickens etc consumed. I must consume loads of chickens!

It also assumes that veggies do so for animal welfare reasons - I know a couple who are veggies because they don't like meat. In fact one of them doesn't like veg very much either….these come into the category of "bloody picky eaters".