Alityke & Fired's Reyt Day Out

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  1. Sta

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    #21 Stahlrost, Feb 17, 2008
    This is Great

    Listening to you two talking in riddles, trying to work out what it all means. Good job I know the REAL story....

    Just looked through all my texts can't remember sending half of them my God am I in trouble :D :D
     
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    #22 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    RE: PMSL posh meal at Spencers

    that went straight over yer head.................. lol

    Wouldnt have complained if mine had stayed cuddled up to my coit... I was freezing!

    You ever stay over of a Satdi? Visit to Travs next time?
     
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    #23 fired, Feb 17, 2008
    Do you remember the one

    When you invited me & Alityke round for supper? Said summat about cooking us a spot of Salmon in white wine sauce & then we'd finish the night off in style?? :D
     
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    #24 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    1 word to say to you

    YES... repeated many times in a When Harry Met Sally stylee

    Shame we were watching a comedy movie at the time
     
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    #25 fired, Feb 17, 2008
    Well it's not a metaphor I usually use

    If that's what you're talking about... too cryptic even for me.. but I think I get your drift.... could've done with a big screen really!
     
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    #26 Stahlrost, Feb 17, 2008
    Nope

    I was in the Tred most of the evening.

    You know the Tred it's the pub just down from the Travs :D

    Anyway being the gentleman that I am I wouldn't have made a white wine sauce the alcohol would have finished you both off by the sound of things.
     
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    #27 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    Hence the conversation about eating earth

    salmon tastes of earth... your welcome to it... I'll nip to the Dil Raj for mango pickle curry
     
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    #28 fired, Feb 17, 2008
    Easy on

    He'll be starting wild claims about multiples if you carry on like that.
     
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    #29 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    Slightly less embarrssing

    than admitting to leakage due to excitement
     
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    #30 Stahlrost, Feb 17, 2008
    Leakage?????

    Is that like squirting?
     
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    #31 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    Big screen

    would have been only way to verify their claims. They didnt say much for the rest of them if they were bragging about that
     
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    #32 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    Tea monitor moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    gonna take some explaining
     
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    #33 Stahlrost, Feb 17, 2008
    RE: Tea monitor moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes sorry getting a bit earthy now gonna get banned soon.

    Anyway as you have both said multiple times it appears you had a topping time yesterday, and men CAN too (depending on the woman!)
     
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    #34 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    Or in your case 16 men in shorts

    a manager, assistant manager & a physio
     
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    #35 Stahlrost, Feb 17, 2008
    Aye well I'm sure you agree

    It was better than s*x yesterday. Even sitting next to Barry Murphy in front of that big telly was better than s*x.
     
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    #36 fired, Feb 17, 2008
    ??*??*

    Is that a story from a different away match?!! :D
     
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    #37 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    RE: ??*??*

    No he was nearer the mark... I was less graphic in my description
     
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    #38 fired, Feb 17, 2008
    Phew

    Thought you were referring to my Neil Shipperley at Bramall Lane moment for a minute then! Shh don't tell anyone, think I got away with it. :$
     
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    #39 fired, Feb 17, 2008
    I'll have

    Don't think there'll be much of that going on in our house in the next few days - what with me running 'round the house with inane grin, Reds shirt and random shouts of "You Reds" I suspect Mr Fired will not be offering me a roll in the hay. :D
     
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    #40 Alityke, Feb 17, 2008
    Our house & 24hrs of role reversal

    I got in settled down to MoTD wi Mr Ali running round producing tea & putting washing to dry. Me drinkenly slurrig 'cum on luv, sit thisen darn & watch' to much disgruntled muttering & slamming round
     
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