And update on RR#1 robbed overnight at Leeds Fest

RE: Don't worry.

with their herd of goats

 

RE: Don't worry.

how would I distiguish that from any normal Monday morning ?

 

RE: Don't worry.

If you were well travelled you would realise that every Tongan lad is given a goat when he reaches the age of 16.
It's meant to signify that he's a man & that the goat is his responsibility ... but he basically ends up loving the goat, or in some cases - being loved by the goat.

Tongan goats are bred for loving.
The ones with defective ringers are drowned at birth.

 

RE: Don't worry.

Student spoff is usually mixed with chicken & mushroom pot noodle.

And you'd know if he'd been rattled through by the Tongans - as his next dump would have a 36" diameter.

Glad to be of service.

 

PMSL know what you mean

normal Monday morning

Warning from last year picking just one up had to have the windows reyt down n sun roof open despite the rain... took at least 3 weeks to get him smelling like a normal teenager again... and that int a good smell as it is!

 

How do you know that Student Spoff is that mixture ?

have you had it stuck in your teeth ?

 

RE: PMSL know what you mean

Do you have two lads ???? If so how do you manage to keep their rooms smelling bearable ??</p>

My lad has just gone 19 and he has just cleaned out his room. HOW MANY TISSUES DID HE NEED AND WHY HAVE THEY ALL BEEN STORED UNDER HIS BED !!!!!.</p>

How do lads develop that smell, I mean he gets showered everyday and yet it is still pervasive !!!!</p>

My daughters room however is pink and purple smells nice and has lovely pictures on the wall of her friends from school and for some reason Al Pacinio in scarface.</p>

Dave</p>

 

Yes.

I have a degree in Spoffology too, which helps.
I got it at Derby Polyunitechniversity.

A recent study concluded that over 65% of men have tasted their own spongle.

On toast.
With a pesto mayonnaise.

 

yep 2 boys

16 & 18

I close the doors and open the windows and let them live in their own muck tbh. Otherwise I would go insane trying to keep em up to scratch.

I dont like thinking about the tissue but when eldest was 16 I found used condoms so showed him how to flush them... nice job... NOT!