Andy Ritchie gives it the full Gwyneth Paltrow

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Morris Minor and the Majors

 

RE: Not many people know it but Dr.Dre - real name Andre and was born in Walsall (near Birmingham)

Do you think Morris Minor and the Majors? </p>

 

yes

yes I do

 

RE: Not many people know it but Dr.Dre - real name Andre and was born in Walsall (near Birmingham)

Barnes was the driving force behind the two greatest records of the 90's - World in Motion and the oft forgotten classic "Anfield Rap".

to argue against those FACTS os simply folly.

 

RE: Fiddy & Jay have something in common.

I don't know what you heard about me
I like to go to the dollar after tea
And I've got no hair you can see
That I'm a motherfecking bald T-F-P

Now shorty, Dirk in the club, at the dancing dollar
He got a thing for that Oxfam, that Netto, that Lada
That BFC, Blumpkin and Italian tiles
Will he smoke Rib Noodles, or stick to Rob Stiles?
He is a dwarf man, and my game is won
A hour later, have that ass up in Lovingstones
Them GAB boys in her ear saying they'd like to rim her
The only bitch that Dirk can pull has a piss bag & zimmer
She's got a slimy face - she looks like a Gorgon
She fancies 4ft dwarves who look just like Chris Morgan
He ain't that elf trying to holla cause he wants to fight
He's that elf trying to holla cause he wants some height
He likes the gravy train, the spit roast - yeah go tell
After the BFC dinner he's off to York Hotels

I don't know what you heard about me
I like to go to the dollar after tea
And I've got no hair you can see
That I'm a motherfecking bald T-F-P

 

certainly is

can't be bothered to dredge up the results again-I did look at it over the last few years and there's nowt in it

 

RE: Fiddy & Jay have something in common.

I can't freestyle like you guys. But if it counts for anything I was doing the caterpillar through the office whilst holding my laptop (wireless), reading your stuff and trying a human beatbox thing.

Naturally, I'm now out of work..

 

My only answer to that is ...

... Morris Minor & the Majors - or summat.

 

hmmm it is a tough one, i would probably have to say that

it is me, because it is always great to have some sort of self confidence and i can't get it from much other stuff and i am pretty good. the best thing about my job is that you get to meet some real celebrities and i once met Wayne Biggins on the rap circuit a while ago when we were having a freestyle rapping session in tesco car park. wayne came along and he is pretty good, he's quite well respected on the circuit too and has a great beater box.

 

Ballax.

It's the bloke who did the rap bit in 'Opposites Attract' by Paula Abdul.

And the cartoon cat, obviously.

 

Really?

I'm all for self confidence, Ads, but do you really think you are better than Will Smith when he did the 'Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West'?

I think his mechanical spider would trample all over your 'ass'.

 

Look

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His feet are sweaty, knees weak, boots are heavy
There's vomit on his red shirt already, chettle spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To shoot some goals, but he keeps on forgettin
How to shoot the ball, the whole east stand goes so loud

He kicks the ball, but the super strikes won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, the ref bloews the whistle, bloah!

Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Chettle, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , the super red tykes are on the ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but john dennis is broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the canteen again yo
This whole penalty ****
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the football, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo



That was a little sample of my stuff and i aint sayin no **** but thats some **** i wiped down after steve chettle missed an important penalty. if y'don't like me **** then thats cool but i cud blow it. nuff said.

the hinchster.

 

RE: Look

Helpless.

 

lol...................i was out

 

RE: Look

He's Ads Hinchster, yes he's the real Hinchster
All you other Ads Hinchsters are lame, just like Ginsters
So won't the real Ads Hinchster please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his hatmasks;
Well Ads will, so **** mopeds broke down on hills!
You think he gives a damn about a Blogscar?
Half of you critics can't stand him, like that film by Kevin Costner
"But Ads, what if you win, wouldn't it be odd?"
Why? so Ads can build some new turnstiles for dogs?
So you can sit him next to Dirk Hartog?
Ali better get ready for blumpkin int bogs
So Ads can sit next to Dillinger, TM and Jay
And hear 'em argue over which one got a writ today
The big gay witch, sat home just watching MTV
"yeah, he's fat, but i think it's just his glands, hee-hee!"
I should download Ads suggestions onto my laptop
And see if I can get them by Gord's massive rop
I'm sick of you football manager sad cnuts, all you do is annoy me
So i have been sent here to dry bum you {*bzzzt*}

And there's a million chavsters just like Ads
Who cuss like Ads; who just don't give a **** like Ads
Who dress like Ads; walk, talk and act like Ads
And just might be the next best thing but not quite Ads!

He's Ads Hinchster, yes he's the real Hinchster
All you other Ads Hinchsters are lame, just like Ginsters
So won't the real Ads Hinchster please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

 

quality

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